Why Maryville Skaterz is better than any other skate team.

Good:
We have a lot of time to bond with our team members from lack of electronics.
We are a very aggressive team.
We are strong from all those 2.5 letter Mountain Dew we drink.

Bad:
We have only one ramp to practice on.
The ramp always breaks when we step on it.
We spend all out money on fixing the ramp.