To santa

Dear Santa.
How are you?
You might not able to read this due to your night flight being in a couple of days.
But here is a last minute list.
-A console.
- Real vans not fakes.
- A wig
-$10 gift voucher for Save mart.
- And COD.
- Cream chinos
- Short short short shorts

- USB Desk fan.
- A desk.

Its not much to ask for but I really want these items to have a fun year. I have been I good boy this year and have been kind to my parents and friends. I think I truly deserve this.
And I really want to clear something up. Are you real?
I have been asked many times if I believe, and I do but please tell me if you are real I wont tell anyone.

How is life in the North Pole?

It must be so cold. Is Rudolf ok? I left cookies and milk on the table for you to eat have fun coming to my house.

From Kodi.  

P.s Do you know of Justin Bieber? I love him and want wrapping paper of his face so I can kiss it. I really want these things,  please can I have them?