Simaly

As annoying as a loud buzzing fly.

As peaceful as a butterfly in the summer haze.

 As lucky as a four leaved clover in a pot of gold.

As hot a overheated engine that is trying to run 58 different programs on a 1 gig of ram. 

As industrious as a printer printing the dictionary 50 times

As clueless as 

As brillant as a five headed elephant.

As colorful as a rainbow.

As Energetic as a four year old on a suger high.